- Did Number Two Cuz blow her nose into a sock?
- Lourdes skipped out on church this morning.
- Tello laments never meeting a quality woman at church because they were always married with children.
- Lourdes remembers going to church after partying all night with her mom and sisters.
- Number Two Cuz may have been a little paranoid as she and her sisters’ (The Monkeys) reputations preceded them in social situations.
- Lourdes and Tello have excuses for not working out regularly.
- Number Two Cuz tries to convince Tello to buy second hand workout equipment.
- Tello has had some success with his Ketogenic diet.
- Has Number Two Cuz been drinking parasytes again?
- We’re getting old because Lourdes’ nephew is old enough to host the family at his house with his family.
- Lourdes thought her sister got shot on New Year’s Eve, but it was way less deadly and way more funny.
- Tello recalls the time he photoshopped his cousin Andrea to look bald, and her unhappy response.
- Number Two Cuz has to take a break to take a number two.
- Lourdes is trying a new detox. This reminds Tello of the time Lourdes tried drinking parasytes.
- Lourdes and Tello take a quiz to let people get to know them better.
- Number Two Cuz wonders if Texas Chainsaw Massacre really happened.
- Tello informs Lourdes that “furtherest” is not a word.
- Tello has fond memories of a road trip to Georgia that resulted in delicious Zunzi’s sandwiches.
- Lourdes is afraid that people will think that one of her hobbies is stupid.
- Tello was afraid he was going to be attacked by blackbirds in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
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